I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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