Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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