omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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