After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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