he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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