dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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