Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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