what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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