Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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