Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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