this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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