she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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