I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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