Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
tell me about the fingering
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