The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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