What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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