Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
