i would punch a child for taco bell
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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