OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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