O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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