he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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