Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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