Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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