Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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