belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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