So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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