yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i believe in u and ur pee
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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