My brain says no but my pants say off.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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