Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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