I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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