and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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