we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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