I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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