Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
