Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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