so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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