brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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