I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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