if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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