The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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