Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
