And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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