only if we run a train.
done.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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