maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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