You just made me feel so damn special
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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