Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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