i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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