dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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