What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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