considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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