do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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