yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
pray to the hookup gods
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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