i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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