You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i dont even know how to be here
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Randomize
