What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We need to get me chipped asap
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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