We named our party play list daddy issues
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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