If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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