Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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